Create an emergency preparedness plan.
I do not know what an Emergency Preparedness Plan is. (In reality, I didn’t even realise that “Preparedness” used to be a correct phrase till now.)
If we’re speaking about surviving an apocalypse, reasonably frankly I wouldn’t wish to; I’d slightly be taken out via the asteroid/zombies/marauding Chats Noirs/no matter, than need to battle my neighbours for the remaining tin of natural plum tomatoes looted from Waitrose. On the other hand, if we imply in most cases having sufficient to get via within the tournament of all provides being bring to an end, the one concern we’ve got is Louis Catorze’s meals.
If his Orijen provide had been to stop, Catorze would simply starve. In contrast to people, and maximum canines, cats received’t accept a below-par 2nd selection within the tournament in their first selection now not being to be had. There’s none of that “They’ll consume it when their herbal survival intuition kicks in” good judgment. NO, THEY WILL NOT. THEY WOULD RATHER DIE.
The little sod does consume issues rather than Orijen; he’s keen on just a little of jambon de Bayonne (the white fatty bits, now not such a lot the red bits) and natural elderly Comté from the cheese deli (now not grocery store Comté, and indisputably now not Cheddar). On the other hand, he simplest eats them in small quantities, as though he KNOWS they’re a delicacy and that it could be vulgar to gorge himself foolish on them (the tom cat an identical of filling a wine glass proper to the highest, which Cat Daddy as soon as did in a posh eating place and the sommelier used to be disgusted).
I will be able to’t see Catorze consuming sufficient to maintain himself – and, post-Armageddon, I consider that recent jambon de Bayonne and recent Comté can be in even shorter provide than Orijen.
Catorze additionally fortunately tucks into the blood and heads of rodents however, once more, although we’re all instructed that rodents would live on a nuclear holocaust, I don’t suppose Catorze would be capable to catch sufficient to stay him alive. And I don’t like the speculation of him consuming semi-nuked rats and becoming some kind of radioactive FrankenRoi. He’s sufficient bother as it’s.
In brief, we don’t have a plan. If Catorze had been to make it via Armageddon, his simplest hope is that we die first after which he may simply consume us. I consider he would have the decency to attend till Cat Daddy had been totally lifeless, however, with me, partially-dead would suffice … and he would get started from my ft and paintings upwards.
