I’ve been contacted by way of a legal professional referred to as “The Slammer” and he has filed a category motion lawsuit in opposition to Zorro. Over 300 Chihuahuas are suing him for assets claims and alimony. The Slammer needs to percentage out Zorros kennel, toys, meals provides and the Mustang to the plaintiffs that say that they married Zorro and feature a prenup promising them these items in case of divorce.
First, I were given actually alarmed and questioned what Zorro has been as much as, however after sorting the papers, I realized that every one Chihuahuas most effective had 3 names: Lola, Peach and Tinkerbell, 100 claims every. Tinkerbell has incorporated an image of 14 domestic dogs that she mentioned Zorro has deserted. The domestic dogs glance unhappy however are in several sizes and ages and they don’t resemble Zorro in any respect. Tinkerbell isn’t agreeing to a DNA take a look at of the “domestic dogs”. After nearer exam I proved that every one papers had been photocopied. And the title underneath the pawprint isn’t Zorro, it’s Sorry!
Sorry, Slammer, you misplaced the case.
Flurry D. Canine (Can learn and write)