Hovis’ Friday diary: ‘I haz muchos de information to let you know all…’


  • Pricey Diary

    So muchos de information to let you know all. Beginning with the vital information of my new ebook! The 9th in my improbable sequence, the brand new installment choices up the place my final ebook Hovis’ Friday Diary: Laughter, Lameness and Lockdowns left off and can see all my antics throughout to me being the reliable supporters mascot for British Eventing on the 2024 Paris Olympics…which I may have discussed prior to? In passing possibly …



    As at all times the entire cash from the ebook, each and every final little penny, will move to charity with neither me nor the mothership taking a penny. We’re excited and proud to announce that we can be completely launching the brand new ebook Hovis’ Friday Diary: What’s the tale, Medal Glory on the cult tournament Your Horse is Alive on 9-10 November.

    I completely love Your Horse is Alive and we’re so overjoyed to be requested once more – it’s going to be a superb opportunity so that you can clutch a selfie, a snog, some merch… and sadly the risk to be in shut proximity to the mothership and group. As at all times there could also be every other thrilling issues going down, however that’s all like hush hush so come and in finding out – tell us in the event you’re going so we understand how many safety group of workers I wish to request on my rider… a few of you might be reasonably horrifying and I would like ok ranges of coverage…

    Final Friday noticed Cool New Sneakers Guy come to offer me and the orange hued horror a pedicure. The mothership have been injected for kissing spines the day prior to so was once so pitiful even CNSM gave her a cuddle. I used to be reasonably anxious he’d long gone cushy till he then posted on my fb pages declaring that she is a ways older and extra damaged than I’m. He has at all times discovered himself wildly a laugh and in the case of completely mercilessly extracting the urine from mom, I’ve to agree.

    I confirmed my appreciation for his fast witted humour by way of leaning adoringly on him, best to have him get all embarrassed and breathless – truthfully, I do know that being just about equine royalty may also be overwhelming, however I surely do fear when he’s going to recover from it. Barbie Boy was once below strict directions to not consume any further of CNSMs braces after his dental dexterity final time led to mom dive bombing his mouth seeking to get steel out and CNSM being in dire threat of shedding his trousers for the remainder of the day…

    Barbie Boy was once fidgeting about like a political candidate in donated pants and licking CNSM guy like a fats fighter on 2mm of chocolate on a rice cake so it’s truthful to mention his ancestry and parentage was once referred to as into query extra instances than information in a Trump speech – take into account that I stood like a rock (albeit a leaning, snuggly one…).

    In thank you for me being a neatly behaved pilar of society, Loopy Self Hired Girl whipped me within the different evening and robbed me of all my arduous grown hair such that my annually transformation from manly orange-in-the-wrong-light to seal domestic dog gray is whole. I’ve at all times been the poster kid for GreenPeace – in particular sponsor to the “save the mum whale” marketing campaign – and this time of 12 months sees that linkage glance even more potent.

    Mom did in equity save my feather as CSEL steered “mixing” my legs; having witnessed a identical recommendation on my mane, which ended in me desiring to cover in a bush for 6 weeks while the inch-long mohawk grew again, mom respectfully declined this recommendation and issued a no fly zone over my feather house.

    So the ebook is just about able, Your Horse is Alive is able, my haircut is able, the query is, are you?

    Laters,
    Hovis

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