WAFFLES: Glogirly could also be figuring out at the ski slope, however I have were given to maintain trade right here at house. Gotta handle my mancatly body for the women.
ELLIE: I did not know you labored out, Mr. Waffles!
WAFFLES: Duh. Of path I exercise, Ellie. This sort of good-looking does not simply occur. It takes laborious paintings, willpower, dedication–
ELLIE: However Mr. Waffles, your legs don’t seem to be lengthy sufficient to achieve the pedals on that motorcycle.
Simply some other picture of you-know-who, doing his highest centerfold pose. Evidence that Waffles’ exercise regime remains to be running relatively neatly, although handiest in his head. LOL!
WAFFLES: Zoomies? What zoomies?