What’s the only luxurious you’ll be able to’t are living with out?
*Loose to cats, paid for through people.
Luxurious? You’re kidding, proper? We all know that being a puppy proprietor and having luxuries don’t move hand it hand.
Believe, if you are going to, our cat’s lifestyles:
1. Meals: the best possible which, gram for gram, prices greater than gold and crystal meth mixed, eaten from a posh Eastern raised bowl.
2. Water: the most efficient Versailles glasses.
3. Hospital treatment: is rushed to the Royal Doctor if he such a lot as sniffs, and will all the time get a next- or same-day appointment.
4. Beds: has two of his personal (one for spring-summer and the opposite for autumn-winter), plus use of ours. Can simply soak up a whole super-king mattress.
5. Rigidity: ha.
And ours:
1. Meals: no matter is round, with mildew scraped off, eaten from chipped Wilko plates purchased in 2003 when Wilko nonetheless existed.
2. Water: reasonable IKEA glasses clouded through repeated dishwasher use.
3. Hospital treatment: after ready 40 mins on dangle, we could be fortunate sufficient to get a physician’s appointment for 3 weeks’ time.
4. Beds: the similar mattress always. Plus we need to undertake the Damaged Pretzel pose to sleep, moulding our our bodies across the cat.
5. Rigidity: please see issues 1 to 4.
Louis Catorze actually lives the lifetime of a king, while we trudge on, bowing and scraping to him just like the servile beasts that we’re. However are you so other relating to your pussycat overlords?
Are you current on contemporary air and mud while they dine on natural wild salmon eaten from forged gold plates? Please answer and let me know! I’d love some reassurance that I’m really not the one one that is this kind of pathetic conscientious cat proprietor.
