The Artificial Apiary Revisited | Unhealthy Beekeeping Weblog


I posted this piece a few years in the past, nevertheless it’s undying. I used to be reminded of this weblog put up when my WordPress splash alarm went off – somebody was once linking to this web page on their very own weblog. That’s OK, after all. The theory here’s to throw concepts out into the ether and notice who could make use of them. Since my tale describes a dystopian apiary, it feels suitable to have it integrated in this piece on Synthetic Intelligence at a Vancouver artwork gallery. Experience my piece, beneath, then hop on over to Mad, dangerous, and perilous to understand. for a groovy have a look at fashionable artwork.

Right here’s my Artificial Apiary tale. The video at the top of this hyperlink is excellent, however the entire idea is bizarre. It’s a man-made, artificial apiary. I’ll rank it with the Drift(TM)Hive for a explanation why that may develop into obvious in a second. However the bizarre idea we’re taking a look at is a man-made indoor dwelling area for frolicking honey bees.

Maximum beekeepers just like the herbal contact of picket, the style of honey, the humming within the ears, and the sticky wax at the palms. I suppose that’s probably the most many causes that I’m towards the dreadful honey-on-tap hive. The Drift(TM)Hive is highest for a man-made plastic international – a turn-the-tap and right here’s-your-honey mentality. Neatly, the bogus apiary I’m about to study must be full of drift hives. After which forgotten.

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In ArchitectureDaily’s piece, known as “Neri Oxman + Mediated Topic Create Artificial Apiary to Battle Honeybee Colony Loss”, we find out about a man-made apiary that appears like a Celebrity Trek holodeck.

“Laptop,” calls for Captain Picard, “make me an apiary.” And that is what he will get: a unusual white international of perpetual spring the place bees have an endless provide of sugar water and faux pollen. You spot, Jean Luc Picard forgot to reserve bushes and grass and plant life and stuff.

Common readers of this weblog know that I rant towards silliness every time I to find it, but I’ve were given a comfortable spot for generation and design. As Neri Oxman says, the bogus apiary is only a ‘evidence of idea’ – investigating whether or not bees can also be saved alive in a man-made surroundings. I perceive the design experiment. It’s fascinating and laudable. However bizarre, from a beekeeper’s point of view.

Evidence of idea was once established way back when business beekeepers (together with a few of my pals) started parking tens of hundreds of colonies in large wintering warehouses the place temperature, gentle and humidity are managed.  Bees can live to tell the tale in a man-made area, we already know that. To me, the bogus apiary appears too just like a dystopian long run – some warlord has captured two hives and two beekeepers and has put them in his guy cave whilst simply out of doors his partitions, Paris has been incinerated in a nuclear warfare. Or one thing.

The object in regards to the Artificial Apiary (“to fight honeybee colony loss”) duly notes that seven (of the sector’s 22,000) bee species were positioned at the endangered species listing and this experiment issues learn how to fight honey bee colony loss. Thankfully, honey bees are in reality expanding in quantity, regardless that another species are, if truth be told, threatened. Had the designers finished their homework, they will have selected probably the most threatened bee species, a pleasing bumblebee, as an example, however that’s every other factor.

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In a realistic sense, the bogus apiary fails on many fronts: Bees will live to tell the tale a couple of months on concoctions of sugar syrup and replace pollen, however they want a herbal number of amino acids and minerals to in reality thrive. They want propolis and floral pollen. They want a ceiling 100 metres top and a 2-kilometre hallway if drone and queen will mate, or they’ll die after the previous queen dies. They want a man-made solar that travels around the sky, differently, the bees can be interested in synthetic lighting and received’t go back to their hive. They want flowery meadows, recent water, open skies. They want a greater holodeck.

Anyway, I am hoping that you’re going to take a look at the video and the tale. I truthfully favored the movie. The pictures is good – although all of the idea is, neatly, somewhat bizarre.  And realizing that the bees received’t live to tell the tale like this, all of it turns into macabre.

h/t Robert

About Ron Miksha

Ron Miksha is a bee ecologist operating on the College of Calgary. He’s additionally a geophysicist and does somewhat of science writing and running a blog. Ron has labored as a radio broadcaster, a beekeeper, and Earth scientist. (Ask him about seismic waves.) He is based totally in Calgary, Alberta, Canada.

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